Square Biz: 50 Cent asked a judge today to evict both his baby momma Shaniqua Tompkins, and thier 10 year old son Marquis Jackson from one of his properties in Long Island, NY.
Mack Move: That’s some hardcore shit huh? Fk the baby momma and the lil boy too huh Fif? Nah…good move. Hell, she already gettin $6700.00 a month for child support. If the b*tch can’t pay rent with that then send her ass back to the projects. GGGG-Unit!!!
Square Biz: Ya’ll probably heard by now that Mayor of Detroit Kwame Kilpatrick got himself caught up in a lil scandal recently with some text messages that proved he has been having an affair with his Chief of Staff Christine Beatty. Beatty has now resigned from her position stating that she “can no longer effectively carry out” her duties. The two used city issued pagers to exchange the messages below:
“I’m madly in love with you,” Kilpatrick wrote on Oct. 3, 2002.
“I hope you feel that way for a long time,” Beatty answered. “In case you haven’t noticed, I am madly in love with you, too!”
Beatty: “And, did you miss me, sexually?”
Kilpatrick: “Hell yeah! You couldn’t tell. I want some more. “
Mack Move: Why ain’t this n*gga running for prez along with Obama? BARACK, THIS IS YOUR NEW VP!
Lol…homeboy might not be too smart though to be a mayor. How the f*ck you gonna lie about creepin with ole girl (in court) and NOT expect them to look for evidence? You knew damn well you had been communicating with ole girl on them city-issued pagers and sh*t! You might as well had just manned up at that point like “f*ck it, ya’ll got me.” Now ya dumb ass gonna catch a perjury case.
Square Biz: The New York Times Union reported that baseball players apparently aren’t the only folk using steroids these days. A report from “confidential sources” cited 50 Cent, Mary J. Blige, Tyler Perry, Timbaland, Wyclef Jean and others as all having steroids or HGH.
Mack Move: Do we really need to give a damn about this sh*t? Is there some kinda rule book for musicians and actors that I don’t know about? Are they physically competing with each other like sports folk? Hell nah so who gives a flying f*ck if they wanna charge up on steroids or not. If Billy from McDonalds was on that sh*t and was flipping more burgers that Bob would you give a damn if he was shooting roids?
I bet it’s some simple minded mufuccas out there right now saying, “I knew Timbaland was on steroids that’s why he made all them hit records last year.” Get the f*ck outta here. Ya’ll keep shootin that sh*t! F*ck it!
Square Biz: Former Miami Heat 3-point marksman Glen Rice was arrested Friday morning and charged with felony battery after an altercation with his wife and her lover on the side. Glen came home and found the man, Alberto Perez in the closet of the master bedroom and served him a beatdown. Perez got 9 stitchez and Rice got locked up.
Mack Move: Damn! Having been at one point on all 3 sides of this triangle I can mos def shed some light on how this sh*t should’a went down.
First, I’ll speak from Glen’s position, cause after all, a player is usually the result of a b*tch that did a good n*gga wrong. Now I ain’t catch my b*tch in the act but if I had I would’a felt compelled to KILL both of em! Real talk! Now I only mean had I been married. If it was just a b*tch I got down with minus that legal commitment and money invested then f*ck it…keep it pimpin. But this b*tch was Glen’s wife and had the nerve to do the dirt in the house he payin bills on!
Now from her POV, who the f*ck knows what she was thinking! My guess is she had suspicions that Glenn was doing his thing + she had no respect left for him as a man. Some women naturally feel the need to ‘get even’ and cheat in response to what they think their man is doing. This is understood but when that sh*t occurs in the house that you paying bills on then she callin you p*ssy and pullin ya hoe card at the same time. Ya’ll might’ve been creepin but eventually she wanted you to find the shit out. If not, they would’ve took it to a hotel.
As far as ole boy who took the beatdown, when you at another man’s crib borrowing his wife…STAY STRAPPED! Not just a rubber but a 9mm at the least! Ya got caught slippin homeboy!
